Why Embody Heaven?
Well, I grew up believing I needed to make it to heaven. I thought it was my life’s work to take people there with me. When I came out, I was told—and believed—I’d never really make it. So, I took off, departed from the faith, and came across another way in. I circumvented the pearly gates by sneaking through the back door. I stepped into a completely different kind of heaven: the sky. It held every sacred, mundane, and profane thing in me. I was overwhelmed at first and then immediately relieved. I would make it to heaven after all and find great pleasure in taking people there with me. Oh, how sweet irony is.
Who I Found on Failure’s Alternative Way
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Mercurius George
I would never describe myself as lucky. I run off caffeine and elbow grease. That doesn’t mean I don’t want to be lucky though. Back when I was a shadowy hooded-figure on Twitter, I came across a pay-what-you-can raffle for a consultation. I submitted myself knowing I didn’t meet the criteria. Well, thank God I did because your boy got picked! It was in that Zoom call that I meet Mercurius George. It was a delightful afternoon—flowing, casual, and full of conversation. I was reminded that astrology can be more than just prescriptive. It can result in luck and laughs and most importantly friendship. How happy and lucky am I to have all three and then some.
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djenneba drammeh
It feels as my life has been trying to merge the sacred and profane, the whimsy and the serious. I first came into contact with djenneba through their written work. Reading it, I felt like the girl on fire. It moved me because it made room for my staying, visceral experience of blackness. Months later, I posted something wild and ratchet on Twitter. She responded to it and I swear it was mess (read: love) at first sight. We’ve been friends ever since. It’s wild to think I had been moving through this odd and shiny world without her for so long. I found a partner-in-crime devoted to holding space for the human experience. Who could ask for anything more?
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Diana Rose Harper
This is quite a bizarre story, but I have to share. I was at my day job tasked with taking two hours to clean a bathroom. I decided to put my headphones in and listen to a podcast episode. Diana took my ears, mind, and heart on a journey that resonated with me so deeply. I won’t tell you what she said because I don’t want to ruin it. I will say that it left me hollering so much and so often that several employees ran to bathroom to make sure I was okay. I was more than okay. In fact, I was being held in a bed of her fierce and compassionate roses. I think this story is bizarre because who would have thought you’d get what you need while scrubbing a toilet.
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Chani Nicholas
I started reading Chani Nicholas’ written work back in 2018. They weren’t the first horoscopes I’d ever read, but they were the first leave a lasting impression. I felt they spoke to the weather of my experience. Her words were like the comfiest raincoat. About a year and half later, I learned she’d written a book. I went to my local bookstore and bought tickets for her book tour. It was a splendid evening. I left feeling invigorated, filled with agency and conviction. I wanted to help others find their raincoats, umbrellas, gloves, and galoshes. I’ll never forget that night. It’s what led me here, straight to you.
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Demetra George
Oh, where do I start? I guess I should begin by saying the first workbook I bought was written by Demetra George. It was my first exposure to how technical astrology could be. It’s most striking feature was that it introduced to me a plethora of other astrologers from various different fields. I was in heaven, sent on an astrological quest. I’d come to explore other works of hers, becoming acquainted with her pedagogical prowess and academic integrity. She illustrates a beautiful astrological legacy that has undergone so many remarkable transformations. It brings me great joy to take that line and extend it further and further into the future.
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Chris Brennan
Whether it’s been for work or leisure, I’ve always had a sickening commute. I’d come to find a remedy in the guise of lengthy, enjoyable podcasts. Chris Brennan’s podcast in particular became the restorative I never knew I needed. It turned my bumper-to-bumper car ride into something I could look forward to. I’d float down the highway in a river of taillights learning behind the wheel. Chris’ exploration into the roots of Hellenistic astrology have inspired a great many explorations of my own. I find myself turning to his book and podcast as guide and reference. If there was ever an adventure worth taking, I’d absolutely recommend taking part in his.
A serious list of my qualifications:
Something really banal just occurred to me. I came into the art of sky-watching through the tricky art of “self-study”. I just now realized how much that works well into the notion of queer failure.
Laughing too loud
Underselling what I bring to the table
Wandering down information rabbit holes and getting lost in Wonderland.
Becoming a fictional plant daddy
Writing a book about Black witches
Moving to Europe (read Spain) and not telling anyone
Feeling anxious before every consultation
Having more books than space on my bookshelves
Figuring out the secret to creativity
Sharing a studio apartment with a house-lion named Louis
Feeling misunderstood in large, exciting groups of people
Preoccupying myself with not knowing enough
Wanting to visit every queer bookstore before I die
Relying on privacy like a drug
Having a journal of love notes I’ll give to my partner
Being a proud bookslut
Crying because learning is helpful and sad