Why Embody Heaven?

Well, I grew up believing I needed to make it to heaven. I thought it was my life’s work to take people there with me. When I came out, I was told—and believed—I’d never really make it. So, I took off, departed from the faith, and came across another way in. I circumvented the pearly gates by sneaking through the back door. I stepped into a completely different kind of heaven: the sky. It held every sacred, mundane, and profane thing in me. I was overwhelmed at first and then immediately relieved. I would make it to heaven after all and find great pleasure in taking people there with me. Oh, how sweet irony is.

Hello, my name is E.Y. Washington. I'm a Black writer, reader, actor, and astrologer living in Southern California. I use negation, rejection, and critique to create Queer alternatives to life's most pressing problems. I pointedly do so by writing a Substack, pushing Queer books and publishing astro-anthologies. I am fortunate because I am not working alone. I belong to a lineage that spreads laterally like a sentence.

- E.Y. Washington

Who I Found on Failure’s Alternative Way

  • Mercurius George

    I would never describe myself as lucky. I run off caffeine and elbow grease. That doesn’t mean I don’t want to be lucky though. Back when I was a shadowy hooded-figure on Twitter, I came across a pay-what-you-can raffle for a consultation. I submitted myself knowing I didn’t meet the criteria. Well, thank God I did because your boy got picked! It was in that Zoom call that I meet Mercurius George. It was a delightful afternoon—flowing, casual, and full of conversation. I was reminded that astrology can be more than just prescriptive. It can result in luck and laughs and most importantly friendship. How happy and lucky am I to have all three and then some.

  • djenneba drammeh

    It feels as my life has been trying to merge the sacred and profane, the whimsy and the serious. I first came into contact with djenneba through their written work. Reading it, I felt like the girl on fire. It moved me because it made room for my staying, visceral experience of blackness. Months later, I posted something wild and ratchet on Twitter. She responded to it and I swear it was mess (read: love) at first sight. We’ve been friends ever since. It’s wild to think I had been moving through this odd and shiny world without her for so long. I found a partner-in-crime devoted to holding space for the human experience. Who could ask for anything more?

  • Diana Rose Harper

    This is quite a bizarre story, but I have to share. I was at my day job tasked with taking two hours to clean a bathroom. I decided to put my headphones in and listen to a podcast episode. Diana took my ears, mind, and heart on a journey that resonated with me so deeply. I won’t tell you what she said because I don’t want to ruin it. I will say that it left me hollering so much and so often that several employees ran to bathroom to make sure I was okay. I was more than okay. In fact, I was being held in a bed of her fierce and compassionate roses. I think this story is bizarre because who would have thought you’d get what you need while scrubbing a toilet.

  • Chani Nicholas

    I started reading Chani Nicholas’ written work back in 2018. They weren’t the first horoscopes I’d ever read, but they were the first leave a lasting impression. I felt they spoke to the weather of my experience. Her words were like the comfiest raincoat. About a year and half later, I learned she’d written a book. I went to my local bookstore and bought tickets for her book tour. It was a splendid evening. I left feeling invigorated, filled with agency and conviction. I wanted to help others find their raincoats, umbrellas, gloves, and galoshes. I’ll never forget that night. It’s what led me here, straight to you.

  • Demetra George

    Oh, where do I start? I guess I should begin by saying the first workbook I bought was written by Demetra George. It was my first exposure to how technical astrology could be. It’s most striking feature was that it introduced to me a plethora of other astrologers from various different fields. I was in heaven, sent on an astrological quest. I’d come to explore other works of hers, becoming acquainted with her pedagogical prowess and academic integrity. She illustrates a beautiful astrological legacy that has undergone so many remarkable transformations. It brings me great joy to take that line and extend it further and further into the future.

  • Chris Brennan

    Whether it’s been for work or leisure, I’ve always had a sickening commute. I’d come to find a remedy in the guise of lengthy, enjoyable podcasts. Chris Brennan’s podcast in particular became the restorative I never knew I needed. It turned my bumper-to-bumper car ride into something I could look forward to. I’d float down the highway in a river of taillights learning behind the wheel. Chris’ exploration into the roots of Hellenistic astrology have inspired a great many explorations of my own. I find myself turning to his book and podcast as guide and reference. If there was ever an adventure worth taking, I’d absolutely recommend taking part in his.

A serious list of my qualifications:

Something really banal just occurred to me. I came into the art of sky-watching through the tricky art of “self-study”. I just now realized how much that works well into the notion of queer failure.

 
  • Laughing too loud

  • Underselling what I bring to the table

  • Wandering down information rabbit holes and getting lost in Wonderland.

  • Becoming a fictional plant daddy

  • Writing a book about Black witches

  • Moving to Europe (read Spain) and not telling anyone

  • Feeling anxious before every consultation

  • Having more books than space on my bookshelves

  • Figuring out the secret to creativity

  • Sharing a studio apartment with a house-lion named Louis

  • Feeling misunderstood in large, exciting groups of people

  • Preoccupying myself with not knowing enough

  • Wanting to visit every queer bookstore before I die

  • Relying on privacy like a drug

  • Having a journal of love notes I’ll give to my partner

  • Being a proud bookslut

  • Crying because learning is helpful and sad