Let’s practice the kind of astrology that facilitates failure through queer play.
If you’d like to know more about my offerings, sliding scale, etc., look below or skip straight to the bottom to book.
Book a consultation today:
As your friend and astrologer, I promise to maintain and create a safe space for you. I intend to do so by practicing confidentiality, compassion, and understanding. I respect that you navigate and experience the world differently than I do. I’d like to hold space for that, I’d like to celebrate that. In fact, I’d love to encourage that experience. If I break that promise, pull me aside and tell me. I promise to hold myself accountable by acknowledging and rectifying my actions. I look forward to embodying heaven with you.
My Consultations:
Growing Up and Failing Sideways:
Cost: $150-$250
This is a ninety minute consultation intended for anyone who’s looking to take pleasure in their queerness. It’s a conversation revolving around desire, embodiment, world-building, and growing somewhere other than up. It’s designed to be flowing, conversational, and informative. By the end of our time together, we will have accomplished the following:
Describe your natal Moon, its condition, and its relationship to the Ascendant Ruler.
Identify your Secondary Progressed Moon and contextualize its movement through your succedent houses.
Explore the condition of your Succedent rulers, their houses, and the houses they reside in.
Discuss how your Moon’s relationship with those rulers lead to embodying queerness sideways.
Born to Fail:
Cost: $150-$250
This is a ninety minute conversation regarding your birth chart. It’s about how your awareness, empowerment, and determination are fortified. It’s designed to be reflective and thorough. By the end of our time together, we will have accomplished the following:
Identify and contextualize your Sun, Moon, Rising, and Ascendant Ruler.
Explore the nature and condition of the Ascendant Ruler.
Integrate the relationship between the Ascendant Ruler and its fellow planetary rulers.
Discuss how to attend and support what’s indicated by those relationships.
Failure Ahead:
Cost: $150-$250
This is a ninety minute conversation regarding the next three to six months ahead. It’s designed to be thorough and prospective. I do ask that we’ve had a consultation prior to this one. That’ll ensure we already share a relationship and shorthand. By the end of our time together, we will have accomplished the following:
Establish solar returns, annual profections, the Lord of the Year, and activated houses.
Identify and contextualize your annual profection year, Lord of the Year, and activated houses.
Discuss the transits to the Lord of the Year and monthly profected lords.
Let’s Fail Together:
Price: $150-$250
This sixty-minute conversation is intended for returning clients interested in covering an astrological topic of their choice. It’s designed to be informative and conversational. By the end of our time together, we may have accomplished the following:
Identified timing techniques: transits, annual profections, solar returns, and secondary progressions.
Contextualized the following astrological concepts: sect, gender, the joy scheme, solar/lunar phase, dignity, debility, aspects, bonification, and maltreatment.
How can we mutually support our thriving?
Triplicity Sliding Scale:
I provide a sliding scale discount in order to offer financial relief and assistance. If you’d like to take advantage of that, use whichever code facilitates your thriving.
The Cooperating Option ($150):
I do not need to be made aware of any prevailing circumstances that you are facing.
Code: Cooperating
The Nocturnal Option ($175):
I trust that you’ll choose the option that facilitates and perpetuates your wellness and thriving.
Code: Nocturnal
The Diurnal Option ($250):
I hope you know that your contributions support my transition into self-employed, full-time work.
Code: Diurnal
Testimonials
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Randi (@randi.arika)
Born to Fail:
“E.Y directed our conversation through the nuance of my chart, flipped some of my (tired) narratives around placements, and left me more curious and more connected to the knowledge of self that can be found in my chart.
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Isaiah (@elysianaquarius)
Failure Ahead:
“Working with EY, you'll have no doubt how much they value their craft and how much time, preparation, and effort goes into creating a safe, guiding space for you. I am very grateful to have experienced such a space.”
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Vincent (@pharmastrology)
Growing Up, Failing Sideways:
“Effortless, empowering, and excellent. You are an absolute delight and I felt so nurtured and supported in the sacred space you created for me!”
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C.
Born to Fail:
“Concurrent with their brilliant noodling synthesis, E.Y. held space for my feelings and responded to my questions and stories with grace and care. The consultation felt generous, validating and grounding -- like gathering threads together to weave a slightly more coherent, decidedly more spacious and joyful narrative than the one I arrived with. “
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Tonya (@tonyapapanikolove)
Failure Ahead:
“Their expertise and passion shine through as they shared my chart with me. We looked past in order to look forward and wove together a poignant and accurate picture of my life over the past few solar returns. “
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Ellie (@ellsies)
Growing Up, Failing Sideways:
“It's a warm, sincere and fulfilling experience that is borderline addicting. I feel seen, understood, and guided by you. You always put in so many extra juicy bits of astrological yumminess, and you exceed my expectations every time…Thank you for your work, your passion, and your infectious joy!!!
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Maeg
Born to Fail:
E.Y. is warm, joyous, and astoundingly thorough. Part of what makes a session with E.Y. unique is their combination of technical rigor and welcoming imagination. Working deftly with the chart, E.Y. asked me questions that surprised me — which is to say they reoriented me to myself, as if meeting myself and my life again differently. And there is so much magic in that difference.